"We believe in one Sam's, the retailer almighty, maker of heaven and Walmart, of all that is seen and in overstock. And we believe in one brand, Equate; Sam's only begotten brand. Who was born of the supplier in Benton, packaged, shipped, and stocked. He descended into the buggy, and on the third day he was purchased. He ascended unto the consumer, and sits on the right hand of the head of household. From there he shall come to be consumed. I believe in the holy purchase, the holy super center, the communion of low prices and the forgiveness of low wages, and open 24 hours. Amen." You know, the more I think of it, the more it becomes true! Walmart is omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent.